Family and "About Me"    Bible    Quotes    Love Outline    Entertainment    Pictures    Travel    Languages    Sports     Poems    Class Pages

So, instead of starting off with a boring explanation of my website's content, I have decided to leave you with a short story...
Last night my dog was barking at the top of her lungs, and for some reason I am the only one in the family that can get her to stop. Because of this, I was asked by my parents to go outside, and quiet her down. I opened the door, yelled some profanity, and slammed it shut. After doing this, I realized that this may be the only time in my life that using a cuss word in a sentence would be "Jesus approved." I mean you can't get mad at me for calling my female dog, Sissy, by a word that fully describes her annoying behavior... Well, now begins the boring explanation. This is my website. Me, being Derek, and I have included in this site things that I find interesting, whether they be other languages, sports, music, I can assure you that they all are things that I enjoy doing. So, if you hate my website, then you basically hate me. This, however, is ok because I have not included a section for you to complain about how much this website sucks or how boring it is. So, I will never know the extent of your pure hatred for me or my website.




 My link for, Family and "About Me," will let you know a little bit more about myself, and it will tell you information about my family that you probably don't really care about anyway. The Bible section, which I hope you do care about, will leave you with some of my favorite scriptures, Jesus statements, and just a synopsis of the Word of God as I see it. My quotes section will include either something that was said that was meaningful, or something so stupid that I included it; there is no middle ground. My Love Outline section provides research that I have done on  the topic of unconditional love, provides some quotes (Biblical and nonbiblical), and an interview with my dearest mother that provides more insight that I myself has. Oh wise Mum! My Entertainment section will provide a list of movies and videos that I find exceptional and some music that will be sure to just WOW you. Let me pause in this ridiculously long explanation of my site to tell you my music section will probably be the most detailed and thorough of all my sections. This is because I love music, and I like to think I have the best musical taste of anyone I know, but you may find the previous assumption I have made to be incorrect. I don't know, but I love music, playing and listening both. Anyway, back to the boring stuff. My pictures section will be sure to blow your socks right off your feet and send you skyrocketing into the stratosphere as you look at my beautiful face upon this computer screen full of tiny pixels. My travel section will include, another one of my passions,  traveling, and the best and coolest places to escape to from this blackhole of corn we call home. My Language secton will include some languages that I find very awesome and will probably just be there to confuse you. The Sports section will include the only two sports really worth playing; basketball and soccer. I may have sweet videos, bloopers, and some favorite players on this branch of my amazing site, but you will just have to check it out if you want to see what's there. Ok, so, for my last section, I have titled it Stories and Poems. This  section will include some of my original stories and poems that I have written throughout my life, and some ones I find to be bloody funny and/or interesting. Ok thank God my explanation is done! After all this being said, be sure to really check out my site! I think you will find it enjoyable and interesting because I am a very random and spontaneous person, and I have included my persona in my site as best as I can. Oh! By the  way... stay classy and always drink upstream from the herd.