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| For speeding in a wheelchair on a crowded highway, vandalism, repeated complaints against excessively loud music, and running through a mall like a madman while humming "Mission Impossible," and staring excessively at a walrus. | For embezzlement, an extremely large knowledge of inherently awesome superpowers, illegally controlling a Mindasaurous Rex in public, and suspicion of white collar theft. |
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| For impersonating an exorcist/priest, impersonating a government official, impersonating an elderly grandmother, attacking a Marmaduke, kicking a duck, and misuse of a musical montage. | For stuffed kitten harassment, international poison frog smuggling, embezzlement, and misuse of classic movie quotes at improper timings. |
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| For attempted space exploration, conspiracy, misuse of proper grammar in tlhIngan Hol, and attempted assassination of an innocent banana tree. |
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